Thursday, August 2, 2007

Mr(s) ??? for President, 2008

Here are the Democratic President Candidates I would support.

N.Y. Senator Hillary Clinton, D, 59 y.o.
She believes in:
Universal Healthcare. (agree)
Pathway to Citizenship (agree)
Opposed to abortion, but is pro-choice (agree)
Death Penalty (sweet.)
Prayer in school (agree)
Stem Cell research (good.)

Danny M Frances, Teacher, D, 66 y.o.
This dude has my vote.
Seriously. Graduated high school. Went to Vietnam. 3 times. Got shot several times. Went back for more. Finished up and decided to teach. Speaks 3 languages.

I have more respect for Danny Frances than General Wesley Clark, only because of where he was during the war. In the action... not in an office. We need a President with a big set of balls. Sorry Hillary. Your balls are tiny in comparison.

Not only can this guy lead us in war, but can teach our children.
He may not be a genius, but he definitely has good, solid core values.
He may not be a lawyer or a doctor, but he's a true man.
Not afraid to die for his country. Not afraid to take on the responsibility for teaching our children.

DON'T GIVE UP, DANNY.

Please. I honestly believe that this country needs a President just like you.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

I had no idea these had names!

1. AGLET - The plain or ornamental covering on the end of a shoelace.
2. ARMSAYE - The armhole in clothing.
3. CHANKING - Spat-out food, such as rinds or pits.
4. COLUMELLA NASI - The bottom part of the nose between the nostrils.
5. DRAGÉES - Small beadlike pieces of candy, usually silver-coloured, used for decorating cookies, cakes and sundaes.
6. FEAT - A dangling curl of hair.
7. FERRULE - The metal band on a pencil that holds the eraser in place.
8. HARP - The small metal hoop that supports a lampshade.
9. HEMIDEMISEMIQUAVER - A 64th note. (A 32nd is a demisemiquaver, and a 16th note is a semiquaver.)
10. JARNS, 11. NITTLES,12. GRAWLIX,13. and QUIMP - Various squiggles used to denote cussing in comic books.
14. KEEPER - The loop on a belt that keeps the end in place after it has passed through the buckle.
15. KICK or PUNT - The indentation at the bottom of some wine bottles. It gives added strength to the bottle but lessens its holding capacity.
16. LIRIPIPE - The long tail on a graduate's academic hood.
17. MINIMUS - The little finger or toe.
18. NEF - An ornamental stand in the shape of a ship.
19. OBDORMITION - The numbness caused by pressure on a nerve; when a limb is 'asleep'.
20. OCTOTHORPE - The symbol '#' on a telephone handset. Bell Labs' engineer Don Macpherson created the word in the 1960s by combining octo-, as in eight, with the name of one of his favourite athletes, 1912 Olympic decathlon champion Jim Thorpe.
21. OPHRYON - The space between the eyebrows on a line with the top of the eye sockets.22. PEEN - The end of a hammer head opposite the striking face.
23. PHOSPHENES - The lights you see when you close your eyes hard. Technically the luminous impressions are due to the excitation of the retina caused by pressure on the eyeball.
24. PURLICUE - The space between the thumb and extended forefinger.
25. RASCETA - Creases on the inside of the wrist.
26. ROWEL - The revolving star on the back of a cowboy's spurs.
27. SADDLE - The rounded part on the top of a matchbook.
28. SCROOP - The rustle of silk.
29. SNORKEL BOX - A mailbox with a protruding receiver to allow people to deposit mail without leaving their cars.
30. SPRAINTS - Otter dung.
31. TANG - The projecting prong on a tool or instrument.
32. WAMBLE - Stomach rumbling.
33. ZARF - A holder for a handleless coffee cup.

Thursday, June 21, 2007

New Book Idea

So, for those of you who didn't know, I love to write.


I've been working on a short novel entitled "The Last Janitor" for about 4 years now and have hit a wall. One of the things I read on ChuckPalanhiuk.net is to brainstorm new ideas to help jog yourself out of a writers block. I'm not going to say anything about it, but I already have the plot laid out. I will reveal tiny bits and pieces as I make headway.

Check out my Writer's Cult...

AFI TOP 100 U.S. FILMS (for those too lazy to follow the previous link)

AFI TOP 100 U.S. FILMS
1. "Citizen Kane," 1941. 2. "The Godfather," 1972. 3. "Casablanca," 1942. 4. "Raging Bull," 1980. 5. "Singin' in the Rain," 1952. 6. "Gone With the Wind," 1939. 7. "Lawrence of Arabia," 1962. 8. "Schindler's List," 1993. 9. "Vertigo," 1958. 10. "The Wizard of Oz," 1939. 11. "City Lights," 1931. 12. "The Searchers," 1956. 13. "Star Wars," 1977. 14. "Psycho," 1960. 15. "2001: A Space Odyssey," 1968. 16. "Sunset Blvd.", 1950. 17. "The Graduate," 1967. 18. "The General," 1927. 19. "On the Waterfront," 1954. 20. "It's a Wonderful Life," 1946. 21. "Chinatown," 1974. 22. "Some Like It Hot," 1959. 23. "The Grapes of Wrath," 1940. 24. "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial," 1982. 25. "To Kill a Mockingbird," 1962. 26. "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington," 1939. 27. "High Noon," 1952. 28. "All About Eve," 1950. 29. "Double Indemnity," 1944. 30. "Apocalypse Now," 1979. 31. "The Maltese Falcon," 1941. 32. "The Godfather Part II," 1974. 33. "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," 1975. 34. "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," 1937. 35. "Annie Hall," 1977. 36. "The Bridge on the River Kwai," 1957. 37. "The Best Years of Our Lives," 1946. 38. "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre," 1948. 39. "Dr. Strangelove," 1964. 40. "The Sound of Music," 1965. 41. "King Kong," 1933. 42. "Bonnie and Clyde," 1967. 43. "Midnight Cowboy," 1969. 44. "The Philadelphia Story," 1940. 45. "Shane," 1953. 46. "It Happened One Night," 1934. 47. "A Streetcar Named Desire," 1951. 48. "Rear Window," 1954. 49. "Intolerance," 1916. 50. "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring," 2001. 51. "West Side Story," 1961. 52. "Taxi Driver," 1976. 53. "The Deer Hunter," 1978. 54. "M-A-S-H," 1970. 55. "North by Northwest," 1959. 56. "Jaws," 1975. 57. "Rocky," 1976. 58. "The Gold Rush," 1925. 59. "Nashville," 1975. 60. "Duck Soup," 1933. 61. "Sullivan's Travels," 1941. 62. "American Graffiti," 1973. 63. "Cabaret," 1972. 64. "Network," 1976. 65. "The African Queen," 1951. 66. "Raiders of the Lost Ark," 1981. 67. "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?", 1966. 68. "Unforgiven," 1992. 69. "Tootsie," 1982. 70. "A Clockwork Orange," 1971. 71. "Saving Private Ryan," 1998. 72. "The Shawshank Redemption," 1994. 73. "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid," 1969. 74. "The Silence of the Lambs," 1991. 75. "In the Heat of the Night," 1967. 76. "Forrest Gump," 1994. 77. "All the President's Men," 1976. 78. "Modern Times," 1936. 79. "The Wild Bunch," 1969. 80. "The Apartment, 1960. 81. "Spartacus," 1960. 82. "Sunrise," 1927. 83. "Titanic," 1997. 84. "Easy Rider," 1969. 85. "A Night at the Opera," 1935. 86. "Platoon," 1986. 87. "12 Angry Men," 1957. 88. "Bringing Up Baby," 1938. 89. "The Sixth Sense," 1999. 90. "Swing Time," 1936. 91. "Sophie's Choice," 1982. 92. "Goodfellas," 1990. 93. "The French Connection," 1971. 94. "Pulp Fiction," 1994. 95. "The Last Picture Show," 1971. 96. "Do the Right Thing," 1989. 97. "Blade Runner," 1982. 98. "Yankee Doodle Dandy," 1942. 99. "Toy Story," 1995. 100. "Ben-Hur," 1959.

'Citizen Kane' tops greatest movies list - CNN.com

'Citizen Kane' tops greatest movies list - CNN.com

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I'm a Wood Specialist. An Artisan, if you will...

I got a dremel XPR 400 so I could make my mother her 60th birthday present.

Wooden dishes. I know it sounds weird, but wooden dishes are wicked cool.

She's gonna get 2 plates, a big wooden spoon with ergonomic handle and extra deep spoon pool (you know, the non-handle part of the spoon is going to be deeper than most "store-bought" wooden spoons) with a ladle-like end, a red oak cutting board with blood moat, and some other flora I can create. I'll take pictures of my craftiness in it's different stages.

You will not be impressed. Yet.


Here's my tool. Not MY tool. but my TOOL. My Wood Tool.