Tuesday, August 9, 2005

Spam-ku

Pink tender morsel,

Glistening with salty gel.

What the hell is it?


Ears, snouts and innards,

A homogeneous mass.

Pass another slice.


Cube of cold pinkness

Yellow specks of porcine fat.

Give me a spork please.


Old man seeks doctor.

"I eat SPAM daily", says he.

Angioplasty.


Quite unnatural,

The tortured shape of this "food":

A small pink coffin.


Sliding from the can

Fully saturated fat

Makes me want to retch

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